Corpania Ideas

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Tuesday, December 20, 2016

How to Name Virtually Any Business (or Movie Title):

FWIW - Here are my semi-secret "rules" of naming virtually any business (or movie title):

1) Unless you're "ambush marketing", your name/title must be uniquely Google-able (or IMDb-able for film titles) for customers' searches and trademark issues. This normally means you've got to register the ".com" domain cleanly otherwise you should probably pick something else.

2) The name should have as few syllables as possible - otherwise it'll be shortened, initial-ized, or acronym-ed which will then function as the true name (see FedEx). Also note: domains with more letters tend to lose/miss more customers.

3) It should be easily spelled so as not to confuse customers (otherwise you should register domains for ALL the alternate/incorrect spellings and have them redirect to the main/correct one).

4) It shouldn't have any negative connotations (even in other languages).

5) It should have positive and, ideally, descriptive connotations (but not too generically descriptive for fear of losing trademark protection).


And here's my previously secret step-by-step recipe/strategy for naming:

a) Brainstorm a big list of "ingredients" words that have anything to do with your product/film. Focus on nouns but accept anything that pops in your head. If you don't have at least 50 then keep going.

b) Then expand that big list by seeking those words' synonyms and related words (and for films especially seek out idioms, common phrases, and memes to riff off of).

c) Then look at that mega-list of ingredients and start cramming words & syllables together until certain matches jump out at you as especially good. Pay particular attention to opportunities for humor/irony and even puns.

d) Assemble your newly formed "candidate name/title" list and filter it using the "rules" above.

e) Then reduce it down further to your favorite 7 (really try to limit it to no more than 7) and get feedback from friends, family, colleagues, experts (including laymen/regular folks).

f) Consider the potential visuals. Find logo & poster synergies. Create great images that come from within the candidate names/titles or ones that can effectively compliment the name/title (even if that image has little to nothing to do with the name/title). Images should evoke the emotion your product/film seeks to provide to the customer.

g) Once you have your top 3 candidates just make a gut decision of which you think works best and run with it. Good luck!

NOTE: I have some other truly top-secret methods about this but I keep them to myself to maintain a competitive advantage. ;-)

Wednesday, April 13, 2016

April 13, 2016: Read these 5 Crucial Articles That Should Inform Your Politics...

April 13, 2016: Read these 5 Crucial Articles That Should Inform Your Politics...

1) U.S. Corporations actually pay historically low taxes and somehow 20% of profitable companies pay zero taxes: http://thehill.com/policy/finance/276103-gao-many-companies-had-no-tax-liability

2) Nixon escalated the drug war to imprison Blacks and liberals - so said his domestic policy chief and convicted henchman John Ehrlichman: http://www.cnn.com/2016/03/23/politics/john-ehrlichman-richard-nixon-drug-war-blacks-hippie/

3) Princeton research shows only the rich influence laws: http://www.newyorker.com/news/john-cassidy/is-america-an-oligarchy

4) Lead poisoning is still a major problem: http://time.com/4286726/lead-poisoning-in-america/

5) Government regulations cleaned up Los Angeles air quality by 47% and kids are demonstrably healthier for it: http://abc7.com/health/usc-study-shows-air-quality-improvement-boosts-kids-health/1288430/

Wednesday, January 20, 2016

Hitler & the Nazis and the Koch Brothers' Family - Some Key Dates on the Timeline (part 1)

Hitler & the Nazis and the Koch Brothers' Family - Some Key Dates on the Timeline (part 1)
(this post does not focus on Fred Koch's work with Stalin in the Soviet Union and Stalin was responsible for well over 3 million deaths)

1926 - Adolf Hitler's "Mein Kampf" is published - it has undeniably genocidal passages and full-throated advocacy for war crimes

February 27th, 1933 - Reichstag Fire Decree - the Nazis' first big step
The decree nullified many of the key civil liberties of German citizens.  It was used as the legal basis for the imprisonment (Without Trial) of anyone considered to be opponents of the Nazis, and to suppress publications not considered "friendly" to the Nazi cause. 

March 22, 1933 - Dachau Concentration Camp established and imprisons (in forced labor camps) political prisoners, Communists and then Jews, Foreign Nationals, Homosexuals et al. -  (ultimately there are over 32,000 documented deaths there)

April 7th, 1933 - Jews officially barred from Civil Service, University and State positions in Germany

>>> 1934 - Mr. Fred Koch (father of the "Koch Brothers" and from whom they inherited hundreds of millions of dollars) has a company known as Winkler-Koch Engineering, which has "provided the engineering plans and began overseeing the construction" of a large Nazi oil refinery in Hamburg (with Adolf Hitler's personal approval). 

September 15, 1935 - Nuremberg Laws institutionalize racism and anti-semitism 

>>> 1938 - patriarch Fred Koch wrote that "the only sound countries in the world are Germany, Italy and Japan" 
Fred Koch wrote that "the only sound countries in the world are Germany, Italy and Japan". To make sure his children (the "Koch Brothers") got the right ideas, he hired a German nanny. The nanny was such a fervent Nazi that when France fell in 1940, she resigned and returned to Germany. 

November 9, 1938 - "Kristallnacht" - Pogrom against German Jews where 91 murdered + 30,000 sent to concentration camps + 1,000 synagogues burned

January 30, 1939  - Hitler in Reichstag speech: "if war erupts it will mean the Vernichtung (extermination) of European Jews"

1939 through 1945 - World War II

>>> 1960 - Fred Koch self-published his own bookA Business Man Looks at Communism where he wrote : "The colored man looms large in the Communist plan to take over America." He strongly supported the movement to impeach chief justice Earl Warren, after the supreme court voted to desegregate public schools in Brown v Board of Education. His sons became Birchers too, although Charles was more enamored of "antigovernment economic writers" than communist conspiracies.

>>> 1960s through 1980s - The Koch Brothers (Charles & David Koch themselves) repeatedly financially support Holocaust Deniers and defenders of Nazis

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